imagineyuorotp:

imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses

(via foxicology)

racyue:

I don’t care about Free!ES angsty drama when I have Future Fish Cafe AU with the working husbands MakoHaru !!

difference between makoharu and normal friends

makoharuland:

(according to this evidence)

~normal friends~

friend 1: hey man, you seem kinda cold. here, you can wear this for a while! *takes off coat and hands it to friend*

friend 2: *puts on coat* thanks buddy! ^__^

~makoto and haru~

makoto: HARU YOU’RE COLD YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A COAT RIGHT NOW!!!!

haru: NO I DON’T WANT TO!!

makoto: *grabs haru passionately* YES YOU DO COME HERE

haru: AAAH MAKOTO OH GOSH

makoto: *shoves haru’s arm into coat* HNNNRGGGHHH!!

haru: ARGH

makoto: *violently pushes haru’s other arm in* UGGGHHHH HARUUUUU

haru: MAKOTO STOOOOP~ *rolls around*

makoto: *rolls on top of haru* PUT ON THE COAT OR YOU’LL CATCH A COLD!!

haru: WAAH

makoto: NGGGHHH

haru: *gasps* EEEP YOU’RE TOO ROUGH!!!

makoto: *squeezes the coat tighter around haru* NO THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GOOD

haru: *panting* MMMPPHH 

makoto: *panting* THERE. DO YOU FEEL GOOD NOW HARU

haru: *falls over* UGGGHH YEAH I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW

(via racyue)

znapple:

"You see the hat, Levi!? I’m Mrs. Nesbitt!"

(full idea credit to a customer of mine at Anime Cali. You got a friend in me, man. Thanks)

(via zhedang)

paradigmation:

Track 11: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 5

Nagisa: Haru-chan’s fell asleep… Must have been because he got up early to make us all breakfast.
Rei: He’s fast asleep, isn’t he.
Makoto: You’re right…
Nagisa: Geez, Mako-chan you’re way too tired!
Makoto: I’ve had enough mackerel to last me a while…
Rei: Speaking of, Haruka-senpai’s breathing…
Makoto: Ah, it’s way too quiet…
Rei: This breathing pattern is… Sleep apnea.
Nagisa: No breathing!? This is bad! Haru-chan’s going to die! Mako-chan! You have to do CPR!
Rei: W-Wait a second!
Nagisa: Mako-chan, hurry!
Makoto: Ahhh! What do you do in these situations again? Um, ensure the wind pipe is clear? But Haru likes water, so maybe water would be better!?
Nagisa: You can’t give him water! You have to give Haru-chan air! Like what you learng in physical education class! 
Makoto: Ahhh, I got it!
[ sound of heart beating ]
Haruka: …???
Nagisa: Haru-chan!
Rei: Haruka-senpai!
Makoto: Haru!
Haruka: What are you doing…?
Nagisa: Rei-chan thought Haru-chan was about to die!
Rei: Hey, I never said that!
Makoto: Thank God… Haru…!
Nagisa: Haru-chan! Thank God you’re alive!
Makoto: We were so worried about you…!
Haruka: I dreamt that I caught the mackerel of illusions.
Nagisa: Ehehe~ As expected of Haru-chan!
Haruka: I don’t know what’s going on, but… Sorry for making you worry. In apology, I’ll make mackerel pudding.
Nagisa, Rei & Makoto: Ugh..!
Nagisa: If you’re going to make pudding, strawberry would be best!
Haruka: Then mackerel cream puffs.
Rei: Using mackerel to make cream is not beautiful…
Haruka: Then mackerel macarons.
Makoto: Geez~ Let’s get away from mackerel!

Rin: Ugh, sheesh, that guy, Makoto… At least let me know what happened after! …What the hell am I worried about? Something like Haru turning into a mackerel is impossible… Or rather, can a human really turn into a mackerel? If it’s Haru it might be possible… Wait, what am I saying!?
Nitori: Ah, Rin-senpai, what are you troubled by?
Rin: Leave me alone. Should I make a call? No, it would be weird if I called! To begin with, what the hell is with turning into a mackerel!?

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)

(via mermen-in-my-teacup)

causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.

By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic

(via heichou-espurr)

melonami:

au where they can actually use snapchat because they’re not a bunch of losers with flip phones

manarin:

I watched Toy Story this week and this scene still kills me.

(via pain-in-the-asguardian)

himse:

episode 11 was just too much and we all need some fluff

have a happy reunion, on me!